Welcome to The Staph & Cory Chronicles: Tales from the Underarm Underground

Welcome to The Staph & Cory Chronicles: Tales from the Underarm Underground

Welcome to The Staph & Cory Chronicles: Tales from the Underarm Underground

Welcome to The Staph & Cory Chronicles, where science meets humor and body odor meets its match. This isn’t just another natural deodorant blog—it’s an insider look at the microscopic world of your armpits, hosted by the bacterial duo themselves: Staph and Cory.

Meet Staph & Cory

Staph (Staphylococcus hominis) – "The Master Perfumer"

A veteran in the armpit ecosystem, Staph has been crafting eau de funk for as long as humans have been sweating. From marathon sweat to first-date nerves, he’s behind some of the most notorious body odors. Cynical but resourceful, Staph considers himself an olfactory artist—but his empire is under threat.

Cory (Corynebacterium striatum) – "The Opportunist"

Always on the lookout for the next opportunity, Cory thrives in every sweaty scenario. Gym sessions, boardroom presentations—he sees them as prime conditions for bacterial innovation. But with Zaffré’s natural deodorant entering the scene, Cory and Staph must evolve or face extinction.

Why This Blog?

We’re here to educate, entertain, and empower. Through Staph and Cory’s escapades, you’ll learn the science behind sweat, the magic of natural deodorant, and why Zaffré is revolutionizing underarm care.

Stay tuned for our first story: how two bacteria’s empire started to crumble when Zaffré moved in.

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