Cory’s Corner: How One Bacteria Plans to Outlive Deodorant Tech

Meet Cory: The Bacteria Who Won’t Let Odor Die (Even If Zaffré Tries)

Hey, humans! Cory here—your favorite underarm entrepreneur and odor innovator. While Staph is off sulking, I see nothing but opportunity. 💥

Sure, Zaffré’s BioShield™ Technology is a game-changer. But bacteria like me? We adapt. If we can’t break down sweat molecules the old way, maybe it’s time to pivot. New markets? Feet? Kombucha? 👣🍹

"Feet?" Staph groaned. "That’s fungus territory. We’d be eaten alive."

Fine. But there’s something about Zaffré that needs investigating. What’s inside this natural deodorant that makes it so effective? What’s this enzyme-zinc sorcery?

Stick around as I launch an investigation into the science behind Zaffré. Because the stink must go on—even if it takes a new form.