The Staph & Cory Chronicles: Funk, Science, and the Battle for Your Armpits

Welcome to The Staph & Cory Chronicles, where underarm science meets satire, and the old funk meets its final challenge. This isn't just another blog—it's a backstage pass to the microscopic drama playing out in your armpits.

Who Are Staph and Cory?

Staph (Staphylococcus hominis) – The Master Perfumer

Staph has ruled the underarm scene for centuries, converting sweat into some of the world’s most infamous body odors. Cynical and prideful, he’s an olfactory icon—but facing extinction.

Cory (Corynebacterium striatum) – The Opportunist

Forever optimistic, Cory thrives in chaos. From workouts to stress sweats, he's always innovating. But now, a new player has entered the game: Zaffré Natural Deodorant.

Why This Blog Exists

Through the microbial lens of Staph and Cory, you’ll explore the science of sweat, the pitfalls of traditional deodorants, and the tech behind Zaffré’s BioShield™ Technology.

Next up: what happens when bacteria realize their reign is over. Spoiler: it gets dramatic.